mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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