I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
porn star boner night. come get it.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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