I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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