it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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