Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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