why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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