She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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