The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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