U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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