he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
His nipple licking is glorious
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