ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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