I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
