dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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