Betty ford says i'm here all night
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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