Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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