I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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