Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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