Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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