Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
what is it with giant penises always finding me
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He better not be in your backpack
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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