turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
