"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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