Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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