id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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