Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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