The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
40s are totally the cure
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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