I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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