I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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