we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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