im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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