Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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