so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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