best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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