6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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