What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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