wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize
