we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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