I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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