I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I think people are normalizing furries
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
