Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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