Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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