he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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