And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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