Its about making memories worth repressing
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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