i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
sex in a hospital.. check
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
