I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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