He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
