Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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