then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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