So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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