Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
